shrimp dick
a rare medical condition where the afflicted person’s p-n-s resembles an actual shrimp, literally. common subdivisions of common shrimp d-ckness are: sh-lled, unsh-lled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and c-cktail!
name redacted was dating this dude with shrimp d-ck. no, seriously his p-n-s was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
a p-n-s pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.
bahhhhhhhh, that dude’s got a shrimp d-ck. hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!
shrinkage of the p-n-s due to m-ssive amounts of cocaine usage. the p-n-s is un-usable until the c-ke wears off.
i can’t pipe this chick because i have shrimp d-ck
dj schmidt
hahahha look at djs shrimp d-ck
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