Shristied
the drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the h-ll you’re going. the ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. present foremost is the need to ‘dance’ after ‘going to the bathroom’ see: shot race…shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after ‘kled’ and roofied punch from bu’s finest pi kappa alpha boys. often resulting in questionable what-the-h-ll-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.
“bro, i got ‘kled’ last night”
“oh, nice bro. yeah i got shristied at pike the other night- i woke up f-cking a c-ke machine at the motel6. she was c-mmin’ fresca, like crazy, man!”
“bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. i won’t settle for kl–i’m mean she’s cute, but no shristy…bro………….right bro?”
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