shrivel dick


the act of s-xual intercourse despite a male’s inability to become s-xually aroused by their partner.
“jody totally wants my d”
“what are you waiting for? make a move!”
“i don’t know i’m not really attracted to her i doubt i could even get hard.”
“don’t let that stop you, just shrivel d-ck her!”

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