Shrizew
derived from the play “the taming of the shrew” written by shakespeare, “shrizew” replaces “shrew” in the play’s t-tle. this is a direct result of when the robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.
“the taming of the shrizew”
“yo, did you read the shrizew last night?”
“i’d love to go bowling, but i gotta read this shrizew…”
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