Shrump
the piece of skin on a p-n-s where the scr-t-m meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. it also may get sweaty during s-xual intercourse.
shrumping: a weird s-xual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his p-n-s and rubs his “sweaty shrump” on the upper lip of the other s-xual partner.
i have an itchy shrump.
ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.
you be first base shrump, i’ll be home plate shrumpire.
a dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.
“that man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!”
a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth
( an insult) (can be used as a joke)
person 1. oi shrump, get over here!
charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i’ll deck ya!
person 1. kills charv…
somewhere between scrumpin’ and scroggin’. you scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.
“yo, thickage, did you scrog kcsluvpi tonite?”
“negative, g. i shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music.”
the lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.
i found the first mushrooms today because i noticed the shrumps.
king boletes make large shrumps.
shrimp farts… farts you get after having sushi
boy… that sushi gave me the shrumps!
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