shtallion
a guy who tends to hit it off well with the ladies (including but not necessarily limited to s-xual experiences); a bamf; an all around champion of the male race
i just built a vibrating recliner that has a built in refrigerator that controls the tv through though farts.” “wow, guy, you’re a shtallion.
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combination of ‘shut it’ and ‘shift’. used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way. oh would you just shuft! shuft! dear god, shuft! when a deck of cards is shuffled the deck is shuft scrambled version of “sh-ts f-cked up” basically showing something went terribly […]
- long slanking
cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut…. i am long slanking the onions
- Long Term Pants
lit: pants of a long term. 1. the sort of pants you can wear to your prom, your wedding and your funeral. 2. known to be a hot girl named maria. opposite: short term shorts 1. man: my pants are broke woman: not mine, they are long term 2. “maria si hot” – unmod
- compton cleaner
when you are having s-x with a girl doggystyle. after you -j-c-l-t- you punch her in the back of the head, knock her out, and steal her stuff. you then leave a not saying, “your welcome.” she looks like a rich hottie. i think i’ll take her home and give her a compton cleaner.
- Funky Scythe
when a gay man f-cks a dog or other domesticated animal up the -ss until it starts making noises. dont look kids! he’s violating fluffy!