shtankganked


when his ex wont stop comin around, and she finds out about your favorite perfume.. and she starts spreading it on thick, and you stop wearing it.. and then you cant stand to even smell it anymore.. it belongs to her now.. you just got “shtankganked”
daaaaamn girl, is she wearin your favorite perfume now too?

yo -ss got shtankganked and you aint done shiiit.

…sh-t up! 😤

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