shtuff

when you’re about to say “sh-t” but decide to say “stuff” halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
ex1: mom, what’s all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: ok cl-ss, put your shtuff away, it’s nap time.
a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.
ellie: hey sam, whats up?
sam: oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.
alternative to sh-t, usually when one is censoring one’s self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.
son: mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
mom: what do you need it for?
son: i need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.
it’s a combination of the word sh-t and stuff, but it stands for sh-t that makes me tuff.
you gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it’s schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
shtuff is the word dad says when wanting to say sh-t but kids are in the house and it is not appropriate to swear
pick up your shtuff
get that shtuff out of here
sh-tty stuff or just plain stuff…
i have so many shtuff i have to deal with…
a combination of the nouns “stuff” and “sh-t”. a hint that this stuff smells more like sh-t than just average stuff.
boss: “did you get the files i forwarded?”

employee: “yeah, what the h-ll am i supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?”