shujon

an obnoxious individual who really wants to be black. commonly found at burger king fast food restaurants. also known to partake in activities such as masturbation, use of electrical cigarettes in cl-ss, public display of genitals, consumption illegal narcotics, etc. shujons tend to enjoy vulgar rap music. shujons are also known to speak with fake african american accents. the only reason people occasionally spend time with shujons is that shujons often buy their “friends” something (often food). social interractions with shujons are not recommended. if a friend or family member is showing symptoms of becoming a shujon, please talk to them before it’s too late. shujons are often nice people before they become shujons. the most common age when people develop into shujons is during the start of p-b-rty.

warning signs to look out for that an individual is developing into a shujon include:

– listening to loud and vulgar rap music

– use of electric cigarettes

– consuming burger king meals more than three times a day

– taking one’s shirt off and putting it back on multiple times per minute although not especially fit

– stealing money from family members (often from one’s mother) and claiming to have gotten it from drug dealing

– claiming to be a different race (almost always black) than what one really is)

– fake african american accent

– failing all schoolwork

– abnormally frequent sessions of furious masturbation
matt: i heard that josh showed his t-st-cl-s to everyone while vaping on his italian lesson.
winston: wow, that guy is such a shujon.
josh: shut yo d-mn -ss up!