Shum Cocktail


“the result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of sh-t and c-m – -j-c-l-t-ng in a woman’s v-g-n- after having had -n-l s-x with ample c-ck soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.
look at this dipsh-t – ill bet his parents had a shum c-cktail.

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