Shunkerknuckle
1) the act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) someone who practises this.
1) i had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!
2) d-mn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!
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