shurg

s-xual intercourse by inserting a male’s t-st-cl-s, and sometimes p-n-s as well. may be v-g-n-l intercourse by inserting t-st-cl-s into a female’s v-g-n-, or -n-l intercourse by inserting t-st-cl-s in a male’s or female’s -n-s.
he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?

his tight hole? i wasn’t sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key – can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?

i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
shurg–an uncontrollable spasm of the shoulders; a seizure-like shrug;

distinctly resembles wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man on crack, twitching sporadically and muttering nonsense.

or…another -n-logy would be helen keller having a heart attack inside an insane asylum…
jon consumed a can of monster, red bull, 5-hour energy, and cocaine all in one sitting. he started to shurg, convulsing wildly on the floor.
a very impressive erection.
usually encountered with clothes on.
not noticeable at first but a profile view

or an accidental poke may garner the attention.
veronica corningstone: mr. burgundy, you have a -m-ssive- erection.

ron burgundy: oh, uh, it’s the pleats… the pleats in the pants. it’s an optical illusion. i was just about to take them back… to the pants store. oh this is embarr-ssing.

(ron burgundy has a shurg in this scene)
a cross between a sh-g and a shrug.
when you don’t really care about who you are sh-gging.
dennis: omg…did you hear about dorita??
otis: no…what?
dennis: bambi tried to shurg her yesterday.
otis: haha…bambi is cr-p in the sack tho.
dennis: how do you know?
otis: don’t ask…
shurg: developed from a combination of sure and sh-g: positively implying fidelity: a good, steady lay
“dude, your gf is the biggest shurg ever!”
the overflowing of a soda can with foam, usually upon opening the can.
“son of a b-tch, my c-ke just shurged all over my lap!!”
surfing term used to describe a really sweet event. could also be used in non-surfing situations as a non-expletive subst-tute for “f-ck.”
“dude, that was one shurging wave.”

“you are shurging awesome!”