Shut the box

a legendary and mysterious s-xual act.immensely pleasurable s-xual activity mainly involving one male and one female; sometimes male on male or female on female. most people will never experience the pleasure brought on by shutting te box in their lives
dude, last night i shut the box so hard with jenny. she didn’t even know her name when we were done.
a game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. you keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. if you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. you keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. when the box is opened in a room or generally confined sp-ce then everyone who was in said sp-ce has to partic-p-te in a game of shut the box. you cannot shut the box prematurely! this has been know to make the devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. you cannot leave the room while the game is in play. this can cause all player’s minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. you can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to p–p if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. please do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city…

also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in denny’s at 4am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.
“lets shut this mother f-ckin’ box”
“i hope i get a 69 so i can go pee…”
“dont open the b… -sigh” this is going to be a long night of shut the box”
a game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. you keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. if you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. you keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. when the box is opened in a room or generally confined sp-ce then everyone who was in said sp-ce has to partic-p-te in a game of shut the box. you cannot shut the box prematurely! this has been know to make the devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. you cannot leave the room while the game is in play. this can cause all player’s minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. you can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to p–p if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. please do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city…

also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in denny’s at 4am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night… or at least until 4:20 pm.
“lets shut this mother f-ckin’ box”
“i hope i get a 69 so i can go pee…”
“paul, hurry up and shut the box so we can go shower together you queer”
“dont open the b… -sigh” this is going to be a long night”