Shut the fridge door
a better version of the “shut the front door” phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of “shut the f-ck up”. this is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.
person 1: man why did steve jobs have to die?
person 2: i miss steve jobs so much.
person 3: i hate steve jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
person 2: lol
person 3: hey are you buying lunch today?
person 1: yeah i am…
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