shut up miguel


if some dude keeps runnin their mouths off and the normal “shut up” won’t do the trick, you gots to confuse the sh-t out of them. when you say “shut up miguel!” you got a 3 second period of silence where you can either run or change the subject.
some dude: do you believe in god?

you: shut up miguel

(3 second period to gather yourself)

you: hey, what did you have for breakfast?

mission accomplished

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