Shut up woman, get on my horse.


a website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
give it a lick.
“mmmmm! it tastes just like raisins!”
have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“oooo that’s dirty!”
do you think so?
well i better not show you where the lemonade is made –
sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
get on my horse i’ll take you ’round the universe –
and all the other places, too.
“i think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
shut up woman, get on my horse.

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