Shuttercup
similar to the “b-ttercup” only better. the act of cupping your hand, pressing it against your -sshole, and farting directly into it, only you accidently sh-t a little bit too, then you press and open your hand against someone’s face…preferably an enemy… cause after this, they will f-cking hate you.
“so i’m working in my cubicle when this f-ckin pr-ck co-worker comes by and farts directly behind me. i had to get him back. after eating a burrito and pounding some coffee i snuck up behind him to give him a b-ttercup, only i accidently sh-t a little bit in my hand. i had to still go through with it. i pressed my cupped hand against his face and opened it releasing the gas and sp-ckle filled present. i totally gave that b-tch the shuttercup!”
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