Shutt’n Down
the situation a person finds their self in after eating a large meal when the body prioritizes all internal energy to digestion. during this process, one may lose control of all simple motor functions. symptoms usually include, but are not limited to, tilting of the head backwards, angled to the side and drool excreted from the mouth, excessive slouching, yawning and rubbing of the eyes. one may also find them self struggling to fight off a m-ssive dump. extreme precautions should be taken to ensure the head does not uncontrollably fall forward and hit the table/dinner plate.
after a family dinner has finished.
brian to jake: “jake, sit up in your d-mn chair and stop rubbing your eyes!”
jake to brian: “huh….?”
josh to brian: “don’t yell at him, he’s just shutt’n down”
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