Shwaced
usually at or on the brink of blackout. combines the terms sh-t faced and wasted.
can also be used interchangeably with “slattered” a drunk attempt at “slaughtered”
guy 1 “dude i can’t believe you did a barrel roll off the roof last night”
guy 2 “man i was shwaced”
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