Shwacket
a peice of clothing that looks like a sweater, but feels like a jacket.
augustin’s zumiez jacket is a shwacket
it’s a mix of a jacket, sweater, and a shirt.
you know, for those days when it’s not super hot or super cold. but it’s good for when it’s cold and hot, but not at the same time.
it’s a pretty thin hoodie, without a zipper, can be with or without pocket. usually not worn with a shirt underneath.
“i just got a new shwacket!”
“woah, is it st–zy?”
“of course it is!”
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