Shwad


the s-xual act of hitting a women with your p-n-s. its an acronym form a rap song, used in a chris rock comedy special. the full acronym stands for “smack her with a d-ck”
ted: last night the b-tch was acting up so i shwaded her to shut her up.

jim: hey b-tch! dont make me shwad you!
it means whats up, or waddup
“shwads”
“nothing much, you?”
slap her with a d-ck
i shwaded her and let a line of c-m on her face.
synonymous to douche. comes from the word douchewad.
-timmy stole my cookies; what a shwad.
-spencer pratt is such a shwad.
-he was acting shwadish.
shwad is an undefined word that can be used in any situation, and i mean shwad situation.
did you see the size of his shwad?

don’t shwad with your shwad.

remember, only the shwaddy shwadder down the street.

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