shwaffelen


to swing one’s p-n-s, making it b-mp against something. of dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted word of the year 2008 in the netherlands.
“i was only half awake and didn’t realise at first that i was being shwaffeled – yes shwaffelen!”

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