Shwanked


a term used when someone or something was completely off. when someone f-cked up.
(watching the bears game)-wow he really shw-nked that kick

sam-dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

zac-i know man i shw-nked h-lla cups.
term for being totally drunk out of one’s mind
“i’m gonna go out and get shw-nked outs my mind tonight!”
when a man or woman performs masturbation to shay wes photography’s profile picture or other pictures on facebook. shortened version of shay-w-nker
hey, kenny what did you today? oh nothing, sat around and shw-nked…but don’t tell my girlfriend (wife).

Read Also:

  • skankabitch

    an annoying conniving skeezing sl-tty b-tch who wont shut her mouth or keep her legs closed. stay away from my man ya sk-nkab-tch. a girl that will sleep with a man knowing that he has a wife or girlfriend. an enemy to all female kind. “why is she hooking up with him when everyone knows […]

  • skankaboo

    a sk-nk of the african american race, that dresses in a very sl-tty way, and is just a flat out hoe, usually used in a racial slur. white kid- did you see that girl at the b.s.u. party last night, she was for sure a sk-nkaboo

  • nikou

    the s-xiest girl with the biggest -ss on earth…bigger then neptune…bigger then the whole world, a nikou is the most beautiful more alive, makes you speechless..you will want to lose your virginity to her. a nikou is one of the nicest people you will meet..she will make you happy. “wow i would i tap that […]

  • nipsickle

    when it’s chilly either inside or outside and a females nipples become as hard as ice, kinda like an icicle. it’s so f-cking cold out here i may have a permanent nipsickle. when it is cold out side f-ck its nipsickle out here

  • Nipplemoose

    an insult commonly used by secondary school goers. derived from the latin ‘mous’ meaning a mammal with antlers, and ‘nippelus’ a body part that no one has get found a use of, therefore making the person it is directed at a big, hairy, useless, imaginary mammal. stop being such a nipplemoose!


Disclaimer: Shwanked definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.