shwarning
sh-t warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.
i would be surprised if al didn’t have any streaks after that shwarning.
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adjective to describe a conversation that is filled with too many p-n-s jokes or too many references to people named richard. she regretted wanting to be ‘one of the guys’ when she realised that all they ever did was sit around, drink beer and have d-ckcentric conversations.
- brick tac
the kind of p–ps that are tiny and multiple, therefore resembling the famous breath mint, tic tac “who left brick tacs in my toilet?” “yo, sorry, man, kevin had somewhere to be and didn’t flush”
- squid fucking
when a male cannot get erect during s-xual intercourse jimmy, why won’t your molly wopper solidify? is this squid f-cking? 😮
- simankan
some random guy who likes sucking d-ck , sell dank memes and rape children “hey simankan , wanna play some runescape?” “only if you let me suck your d-ck”
- flassitude
blindly purchasing a product of similar quality on the sole preface that because it is more expensive than the general brand version. man, this c-ke must be better than (brand x) cola. dude, that’s fl-ssitude.