shwatup
a way of saying h-llo. typically used by druggies, junkies, and addicts.
shwatup can you teach me how to make a bong
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- Shwazoo
the greatest compliment a person can give another noun. often abreviated to shwaz, which can be used in almost any sentance while applying to tense changes. “whats up shwaz?” “i’m just shwazin’ it.” “hey can you p-ss me that shwaz?” “wait do u want the shwaz or the shwazoo?” “shwaz me.”
- Shwhatever
sure whatever, agreeing in a sarcastic tone. yeah, shwhatever.
- shwitter
tweeting / tw-tting / twitterpating while on the toilet. dude, you’ve been tweeting a lot lately. …yeah, i’ve had diarrhea so i’ve been shwittering.
- dickhard
the sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. occurs in situations devoid of s-xual impetus. also known as d-ckswell. “i can’t figure out why, but everytime i ride the train i get d-ckhard right before i have to get off.” “im sorry mrs. applebottom, but i can’t come up to the board […]
- Dick Nasty
adj 1. describes something that is really bad 2. describes something that is really awesome 1. d-mn man, those burritos i got at 7-11 are so d-ck nasty that i had the runs for 4 days straight. 2. holy sh-t, that movie was so d-ck nasty, bruce willis killed 7 people with his bare hands […]