Shwazoo


the greatest compliment a person can give another noun. often abreviated to shwaz, which can be used in almost any sentance while applying to tense changes.
“whats up shwaz?”
“i’m just shwazin’ it.”
“hey can you p-ss me that shwaz?”
“wait do u want the shwaz or the shwazoo?”
“shwaz me.”

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