shwine


a person who thinks that they’re really cool, but really is a complete loser.

shwinebag
wow! look at that f-cken shwine!

dude, that shwine just cut me off!

coming from the german futball/soccer player bastian schweinsteiger, ‘shwine’ is the code name for smoking marijuana, or another way of saying you are smoking marijuana.
yooo guy, let’s shwine?” “we shwined all night, i was so high.” “all that cavi kid does is shwine.

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