Shycologist
a certifiable & trained prost-tute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling f-cked.
normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
“have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?” inquired the shycologist
“did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,i want to help you……get your credit card out?!”
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