shyte


olde english word for “p–pie.”
humpled-nk: mary, what’s that on ye face?

mary: hmm? what ever do ye mean?

humpled-nk: right there! aside ye nose.

mary: oh yes, this…hmm…pudding perhaps. yes?

humpled-nk: mary…wait…tis…tis shyte!
see sh-te.
spelling for the common irish pr-nunciation of the word.
variant of sh-t, as how it was said in old english.
ye olde stabble boy spend ye time on cleaning ye horses’ shyte.
a shyte is a measure of information – usually on a computer. one shyte equals one byte. a shyte is used to measure corrupt data, bad programming and rubbish on the internet.
a spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (ks), a virus-infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (ms) in size, a bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes. something measured in gigashytes (gs)can be left to the imagination.
excrement which is too shy to leave the -n-s of a person at their desire time.
i was on the toilet for half an hour, waiting to get rid of a shyte, but it just wouldn’t budge.
a cancer stick, spliff, joint or other smokable object.
let’s go smoke some shyte mang.

got any shyte?

i could really go for some shyte right about now.

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