Sickcation


the three days illness your boss coincidentally contracts the week before you go on holiday in order to save strength to do your job in your absence.
coworker: hey, where’s kelly today?

legit vacationer: well i am leaving next week and she is super jealous so she is takin’ a little three-day sickcation.

Read Also:

  • Shwedgie

    n. usually occurs on fat people, who when wearing a long shirt, it tucks into their -ss crack and hence forms a shwedgie. oh my gosh! the fat-ss woman behind the counter at dunkin’ donuts had a sick shwedgie!

  • Sicko Zero

    sicko zero is a drummer from salisbury, north carolina. he started playing drums with maniac spider trash in 1993 and played drums for frankenstein drag queens from planet 13in 1996. he also helped form the graveyard boulevard with ex-frankenstein drag queens from planet 13 members abby normal and seaweed. sicko zero is currently busy with […]

  • side bucket

    to brush up against the side of a females br–sts when cindy was standing next to me i got a little side bucket action.

  • sideline gangsta

    a f-ck n-gg- follower in sidelines talkin sh-t but not doin sh-t yo serj yo usee that n-gg- right there, hiding behind all them goons in the sidelines and sh-t. ye fabian that n-gg-s a sideline gangsta talkin sh-t but aint doin sh-t

  • Singer's Disease

    the pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of riddle memorial hospital’s emergency room. this condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. however, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them. so i just got back from […]


Disclaimer: Sickcation definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.