sicosexuell
german slang for the preferation of nerds (so called “sicos”) in bed. they don´t care about whether a person is good looking, they only find a person attractive who has some kind of nerd hobby e.g. pokemon or heartstone. on top of that, they feel attracted to subpar hygiene.
emma: have you seen this s-xy boy?
sarah: who? you talkin´ about manueljo?
emma: oh yes, i just love his smell and he´s playing pokemon…
sarah. gosh emma, i think you are sicos-xuell! urgh!
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