side-burn smash


joking around – a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true… a better kick for the side-burn smasher
“i you boyfriend just call me… yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon…(watch the tears…and then…)side-burn smash!”

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