side-dude
a female’s plan b.
he is never a an alpha male, as an alpha male will be automatically given the place of boyfriend once met.
a guy with an ego (or worthy of it) never fills this role. i mean, he can’t claim what he’s h-tting so what’s the point?
the emergency option just incase the man of her dream’s doesn’t marry her, or leaves her for someone else.
a mere safety net.
hashtag ride-it-and-deny-it.
thee go-to guy. a “boo when i feel like it”. a necessary tool to be used. you ride him reverse-cow girl style, just getting your hotdog and not looking at his face.
yo magic, still waiting on that girl to leave her boyfriend for you? you a side-dude!
i thought t was your boyfriend? nope. side-dude. i love jason. t is my dessert. sometimes, i’m fine with the main course 🙂
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