side swiper


a t-rd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the -ss cheek as it makes its graceful exit.
man, after all that beer and taco bell i had, i had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.
applicable to a friend/acquaintance hitting on your girlfriend behind your back.
i was sent overseas by the army then i found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. what a sideswiper!

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