Sideburn Drag
a painful dragging of the sideburn in a upward motion against the grain of the hair growth.
example: place your right hand on the top of a person’s head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person’s sideburn. in a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim’s sideburn. this action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.
“jason didn’t think it was funny when barry would sneak up and do the sideburn drag on him.”
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