Sideman
an irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a ‘flowerman’ and shows signs of ‘moist’ and ‘soggy’ behaviour.
there are two types of sidemen:
1) the ‘bupsed guy’ who finances a girl’s shopping sprees and receives no s-x in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn’t rated by anybody — not even friends.
a sideman is the male counterpart to a sidechick.
chris: what, did steven beat that yeah?
tyrone: nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.
chris: steven is a sideman bruv!
a man who is generally just follows a boss around without being wanted
whys john always around when james is here
cause he’s a sideman
a person who just copies everything his/her “friend” does. you don’t want to be stuck in a room with a person and his/her sideman very long.
joseph: john and steve were having a cuss fight, and after every cuss john made, that tw-t declan would keep saying “innit”.
philip: that daft c-nt is such a sideman.
that one sucker that gives all his time and effort in to a girl that is just using him , even though they say they are in a relationship they do not ever get physical and if they do get physical she’s either drunk ,or getting him to give her a favour. she finds him weak and annoying and will often hook up with his much more appealing friends .
bestfriend – have you smashed yet
sidemen -noooo ,but we went to the cinema last week and i paid , i love her soo much
bestfriend – are you ever going to smash ?
sidemen – yeah ,but between the shopping sprees i finance and hours i put in doing her home work ,i’m happy just holding hands
bestfriend – well just fyi ,tightest p-ssy around……
sidemen – what ??……
bestfriend- yeah…………. awkward
a person which intentionally leaves out a friend a special occasion e.g a birthday party or an event/outing
tim is such a sideman he didn’t invite me to thorpe park. look at those sidemen. what a side he just left me waiting.
jordan young. a male black youth searching for his true ident-ty by being affiliated with other youths higher of his popularity. this results in people knowing him as the guy thats “always there” or “a tag along” , going to meet people with friends he doesnt even know, or even going to a party he is no invited to. this my friends, is a sideman(jordan young)
“naah that guy just b-mlicks him, f-cking sideman” “what? like a jordan young? surely he cant be thatttt bad of a b-mlick?”
a person that receives a bl-wj-b at a white persons party however cannot remember the events that took place nor the person he received it from. also turns up to parties uninvited.
that guy went shopping with a girl, the girl was texting her boyfriend whilst he was with her, then after he dropped her home he texted her ‘love yax’ and she didn’t reply. what a sideman
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