sidequest


pursuit of a crush or a love interest while in school. while learning is the main purpose of going to school, part of the whole journey is finding/trying to find/pursuing a crush/love interest. such diversion/digression from or supplement to academics is a sidequest.
a: derivatives schmerivatives. f-ck finance. man, i want a sidequest. i’m tired of this sh-t.

b: i am a helicopter.

a: pete, you’re really close with tracy right? chinese, pet-te, really cute… sweet…

b: three erlenmeyer flasks and the industrial revolution.

a: can you set me up with tracy, megatrix7547?

b: femur. medulla oblongata. green leafy vegetables.

a: i’ll give you my wwe championship belt and a pikachu poster.

b: pika!!! yeah you need a sidequest dude. i’ll help you out. pika!!!

a: r-t-rd.

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