Sidewalk Painter


an individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting p-ssers by. this individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.
ramon: oh my god, is that guy’s entire -ss out?
scott: let’s cross the street. that guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

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