Sidewalk sucker punch
being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. this usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.
oh man! i just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. it knocked the wind out of me. i’ll finish shoveling the snow later.
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