sideways geyser
when you’re drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.
timmy: why doesn’t mexico have an olympic team?
joey: i don’t know timmy. why?
-joey proceeds to sip his water-
timmy: because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the u.s.
joey: bwahahahaha!!!….
-water shoots everywhere-
the next day….
timmy: joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
carl: no way!
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