sideways laptoping


the art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. it is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by -ssuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.
as i lay in my bed sideways laptoping, i watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

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