Sideways Santa


a s-xual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his -n-s and the other 2 men give oral s-x to the first man. as the first man -j-c-l-t-s, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.
my -sshole still tastes like peppermint after that sideways santa i did last week.

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