siemen
a very unfriendly guy that has an extremely small d-ck
one of my friends was being a real siemen today…
big mon ting
guy #1:who’s that? is it siemens
guy #2: ya but everyone calls him big mon ting
any native man who plays baseball. he is not that smart but is fairly close to an “adam” only he is more athletic. his biggest downfall is his issues with the opposite s-x but he does a killer eastern european accent. if you encounter one turn the other direction as he is very dangerous, being a dirty indian and all. siemens are capable of making the mlb one day, but for now he is stuck liking girls he has no business with and sucking at school. he currently has a 62 in bio but his mark is on the climb because his teacher is amazing.
girl 1: ew is that mohamed adam beside that really hot kid jordan siemens?
girl 2: yeah thats gross, he better be careful cuz jordan can beat him up
girl 1: i agree, beside jordan likes that one girl. his russian accents are also really good. i love him but he doesnt love me back. hes doing alot better in biology aswell
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- fruit-smacked
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