SIF
secret internet fatty.
the sif is quite adept at hiding his or her fat on the internet. usually a livejournal or mysp-ce user, they use photoshop, high-constrast photos, and strategic camera angles to appear thinner.
most people on mysp-ce are sifs.
acronym for the name secret internet fatty
wow there are a lot of sifs on mysp-ce
1. secret internet fatty; 2. any person who takes flattering photos of themselves to hide their bulging fat rolls and dosn’t put up a disclamer to those who seem to be … interested.
“so i met this girl on mysp-ce right. we talked for weeks and figured it was time to hang out and get a cup of coffee. oh man, i walked in and took one look at her … yelled sif and then promptly left. it was horrid”
secret internet fattie
they learn ways to edit pictures of themselves and use angles when taking said pictures to make themselves look thin and hot even though they aren’t.
brookyln beatdown on mysp-ce is a sif and still won’t post pictures to prove she isn’t.
a shortened version of “as if”. commonly found in online gaming circles.
sif you know what you’re doing, noob.
acronym for: secret internet fatty.
molly: omg that girl is huge!
tina: i saw her pics on mysp-ce, i thot she was skinny!
molly: wow what a sif!
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guy 1 >hey did you talk to tori today?
guy 2> no i found out she and her friends are sifs
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