sifty


dodgy, shifty, suspect. or as a verb: to lurk in a public place ie a bar or club.
man, that dude at the bar looks really sifty.
check out that dude sifting in the corner.
a very dodgy person indeed. the kind of person who lurks in backgrounds, dodgy eyes, the works…
look at that sifty b-st-rd over there
originating in w-nganui collegiate school, the alternate slang meaning of sifty is: easy, doesn’t take much effort to do, or relaxed
that test was pretty sifty..

i’ve had a pretty sifty day today
casual, gentle pace.

used by nz mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.
any tauranga riders into sifty night rides?

c. will be taking a sifty women’s pre-ride of the mt. vic course this sunday afternoon.
when you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a “chalky” feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a “chalky” residue on them. also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. you may feel “sifty” or have “siftiness” if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime

disclaimer: if you have “siftiness” or ever feel “sifty” please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a “sifty” reaction to chalk.
he wrote on the chalkboard with chalk and immediately felt sifty.

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