significant event
noun. anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. the receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. the person then proceeds to get their -ss off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
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