the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually -ssociated with defecation
jim: -banging on the bathroom door- dude, sh-t or get off the pot. i gotta drop a deuce.
joe: chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.
- Sign Me Up
when a man sees a women he finds to be s-xually attractive, he can announce said phrase to announce his desire to have intercourse or the approval that he would have intercourse with said female. jordan is walking in the mall with his friends and a very attractive female walks by. jordan announces to his […]
- sista sledge
apparently meaning a very s-ssy girl. verb: sista sledgin’ (meaning smarting off, dissing, etc.) don’t pop that att-tude with me sista sledge! yes tamara was totally sista sledgin’ me today. apparently meaning a very s-ssy girl. verb: sista sledgin’ (meaning smarting off, dissing, etc.) don’t pop that att-tude with me sista sledge! yes tamara was […]
- Silent Castle
a game that gets loudmouths to shut up. usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. also known as a compet-tive children’s game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize. lara: you know this guy who was h-tting on me, blah blah bl- jane: i have […]
the burden of foreplay. from rigmarole: – a complex and sometimes ritualistic procedure and frig: – female masturbation do we have to go through this frigmarole every time we hump? can’t i just jam it in?
laughing my fawking drunk a$$ off. dude: on my way to the pub i stepped in p00p. other dude: lmfdao