Signinism
sign-in-ism (n)
the act or feeling of when you can’t be bothered to create a new online profile/new p-ssword when prompted; against signing up to more online newsletters/social networks
usage: to practise signinism/ to have signinism
a: to get more information, join our online community.
b: maybe later. i’ve got signinism at the moment.
a: did you comment on harry’s blog?
b: wanted to but couldn’t be bothered – signinism!
“i was drowning in p-sswords so now i’m practising signinism. not forever but definitely for now.
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