Signs Water


water that has been left sitting around the house in a gl-ss for an extended period of time (hours, days, weeks) in the same manner that the girl in shyamalans movie “signs” did. this also renders the water questionable as a source of hydration but makes it the perfect weapon against hydrophobic extraterrestrials.
i’m pretty sure i’m going to die without a drink but i refuse to drink the signs water on the windowsill from yesterday.

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