SIJMU
standard i just made up. any fake or unrelated acronym used when bullsh-tting about computer technology. usually used to put people in dummy mode.
my boss wanted us to overhaul the network for no reason, so i told him about a bunch of sijmu compliances that we’d no longer have. he backed off.
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